Lily: Daddy, why did you name me Lily?
Me: Well, Mommy and I talked about it and we thought it was a really pretty name.
Lily: Why not Captain in America?
Me: Uh...that just didn't seem like a good name.
Lily: What about Yucky Princess?
Me: Um...that also doesn't seem like a good name.
Lily: Good, because I don't like Yucky Princesses.
Me: OK great.