Me: You want to go with me and have some super fun?
Me: What?!? You don't want to go?
E: I don't want to go.
Me: Aw, E sometimes you're as fun as a stick.
E: Sticks are fun.
Me: What? Sticks are not fun.
E: They are! You can play sword with a stick, jump over the stick and other fun games and stuff.
E: As a matter of fact, I would buy a stick to play with.