Lily: Daddy, today I played football at school!
Me: Your first football game! Did you win?
Me: Did you win the game?
Lily: I don't know.
Me: Well, did you score?
Lily: What does that mean?
Me: So you played football, but you don't know who won or if you scored?
Lily: Daddy, it's FOOTBALL! You sit on the bench, then you run around a lot, then you high-five your friends.